Ode to Kitniyot

I'm thinking of converting,
to be a Sfaradee.
Fill myself with kitniyot,
Be happy as can be,
The problem is I'm overweight,
and that is sad to see,
And kitniyot are fattening,
Where does that leave me?
-Pogoda

Very cute. Now all we need is some sort of jig and musical accompaniment.

Comments

Anonymous said…
The roaring girl should brush her teeth. I don't see any bigotry, just overzealousness.
BTW, this was submitted by a friend who received it from someone else. The opinions in this poem do not necessarily reflect my own.
Anonymous said…
If the writer of this poem were becoming just a Jew -
Neither Ashkenaz nor Sefarad would have a hold on you.
You never know - this sort of thing could bring a thing or two!
Or three! I hope this includes me!
I pray for the Jews of all the world to be in unity! :)

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