Ode to Kitniyot

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I'm thinking of converting,
to be a Sfaradee.
Fill myself with kitniyot,
Be happy as can be,
The problem is I'm overweight,
and that is sad to see,
And kitniyot are fattening,
Where does that leave me?
-Pogoda

Very cute. Now all we need is some sort of jig and musical accompaniment.

Comments

Anonymous said…
The roaring girl should brush her teeth. I don't see any bigotry, just overzealousness.
April 02, 2007 5:59 PM
kitniyot@gmail.com said…
BTW, this was submitted by a friend who received it from someone else. The opinions in this poem do not necessarily reflect my own.
April 05, 2007 10:19 PM
Anonymous said…
If the writer of this poem were becoming just a Jew -
Neither Ashkenaz nor Sefarad would have a hold on you.
You never know - this sort of thing could bring a thing or two!
Or three! I hope this includes me!
I pray for the Jews of all the world to be in unity! :)
April 13, 2007 2:25 AM
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