KLF: 30 New Honorary Members
The Kitniyot Liberation Front (KLF) would like to announce that honorary membership in the Kitniyot Liberation Front has been awarded to the 30 soldiers of the Duchifat and Netzach Yehuda battalions who refused to expel their Jewish brothers from their homes in the holy city of Hevron. Whether or not these soldiers eat kitniyot during Pesach, their heroic stance has demonstrated that they are firmly committed to "fighting for truth and abandoning shtuth" . Speaking of shtuth, the Likud court has decided that Moshe Feiglin can run in the elections for the head of the party--but they haven't decided whether to expel him from membership. Bibi should stop worry about Feiglin and tell the electorate exactly why he's a better choice than loser # 1 (Smolmert) or loser #2 (Ehud Barach). If he's not--or he's the same--then he should simply stand aside for Feiglin who can at least offer a different vision to the electorate, one that synchs with the Likud's tradition...